Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Jessie Orange-less In London North Centre

Ok, so I'm not feeling very well and wanted to cheer myself up...and naturally I would find out about our impending federal election (yea!).

Imagine my surprise when I found out that I have NO candidate for NDP in my riding.

What the hell?!

This is ridiculous. I am livid. What is going on? Are you kidding me? Seriously? No NDP candidate in London North Centre? Out of about 120,000 people we have absolutely zero possibilities?

I can't even process this. What the heck am I supposed to do on October 14th? What? What?! Someone please tell me. And don't even suggest going blue or red.

I went through a bizarre pedicure to get my neglected toes coloured like an NDP (more on that later...and there is much more) and I have no candidate.

I could spoil my ballot...

So here I am hopped up on Benedryl and sneezing my head off and trying to understand why we have no one.

This is bullshit.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's voting day here in Jerrabomberra tomorrow for our municipal elections and guess what? You would be so proud of me, I am electioneering at the circus they call the polling booth for my friend Sue.

Anonymous said...

Electioneering!
That does sound interesting-

Didn't I see brochures/magnets on your fridge about this election? They like to draw out the process in Jerra, don't they?