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FACT #5

Jon Stewart has been in many movies you may have heard of; Half Baked, Big Daddy, Playing By Heart...

But did you know there are several movies Stewart was cut out of?

Almost Romantic: (a movie made with Janeane Garofalo, would have probably been the most sarcastic movie ever made)

Bird Meets Girl: (Jon was slated to play the mascot for the Baltimore Orioles who falls in love with a female sports reporter...maybe it's good that this was never released)

The First Wives Club: (apparently his ass made an appearance in the previews, but after focus groups saw the film they were unanimous in their hatred of Stewart in the movie)

Wavelength: (This was a movie almost made where Stewart played a sarcastic, bitter MTV jock who rips the head of the network another hole and gets transfered to a small radio station in Jamaica)

and...

A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (Stewart made a cameo and it was cut out, apparently John Cusack played an evil banker who tried to bring down David Arquette's music store...whatever. Now muppets are on my shit list)

"Everytime someone says 'Happy Holidays', an angel gets AIDS."

~ Jon Stewart