Friday, June 29, 2007
Miss Toronto Pride 2007
It's A Bird, It's A Plane!
Promo At Toronto Pride 2007
As we were walking down Church St. we saw this advertisment for Botox Cosmetics.
That's right. At Pride.
Hey! Let's perpetuate the stereotype that all gay men are obessed with youthful looks, including washboard abs and wrinkle free faces. Ugh.
While we're at it let's also keep up the façade of lesbians who are more concerned with softball and sport bras.
Double ugh.
I'm really quite sick of the stereotypes tha we put the GLBTTQ2 community into constantly. It seems that we (collective society) are more comfortable with our gay men effeminate and weak and our gay women butch and straight forward. Anything in between and we don't know what to think. And let's not even get into what we expect people who are bisexual are "supposed" to be like.
Live and let live, people.
TORONTO PRIDE 2007!
This Is The Crap I'm Talking About...
By JONATHAN JENKINS -- Sun Media
TORONTO (Sun Media) - A teenage girl held against her will and forced to have sex with men at strip clubs and private parties sneaked away from her captors and flagged down a passing police officer for help.
"It was fortunate for her that she was able to find him, he was virtually right across the street," Toronto Police Det.-Const. Eduardo Dizon said.
The victim, 17, escaped on May 30 after three weeks of forced prostitution, Dizon said.
Three men have been arrested in the case in the past two weeks and all face a variety of prostitution-related offences, including living off the avails of an underage prostitute, forcible confinement and sexual exploitation.
Dizon said the young woman met the main culprit through a friend and he quickly lured her into turning tricks.
PAID FOR SEX
Any illusion she may have had of having a say in the matter quickly faded, Dizon said, and she was not allowed to keep any of the money she was paid for sex.
"She was physically restrained from leaving," he said. "At times when she tried to leave or questioned whether she could leave she was assaulted and choked."
At one point, the man who first lured her left town, leaving two other suspects to watch over her.
That's when she was able to slip away from the men holding her and find the passing police officer.
Christopher Lewis, 22, is to appear in College Park court today. Garnett Grant, 25, also known as G and G-Money, is to appear in Old City Hall court today.
Released on bail June 22, Donovan Lewars, 25, will be back in court July 19.
Introducing Gizmo
Introducing Toby
An Open Letter To The London Free Press
Re: Billboards pimping beer dumb, not offensiveBeing able to connect cause and effect is vital to solving our community’s problems. It seems as though Ian Gillespie’s column “Billboards pimping beer dumb, not offensive” missed this valuable opportunity to draw connections. For those of you who are unaware London does have pimps.
Those of us working with our eyes open are very aware of this fact. What is a pimp? The short definition is that a pimp is a coward, a liar who sexually exploits others. In London’s case many are sexually exploiting children and youth.
Most people constantly ask the question “How is it that child after child is being recruited into the sex trade and is being sexually abused in London?” Campaigns such as this beer ad and Mr. Gillespie’s response don’t help by using the word in a humourous and playful manner. The word pimp is not playful.
I think reclaiming words is an interesting way some social groups go about gaining some of their power back; however in this case the persecuted people are not the ones trying to re-instate the word pimp. And since we have pimps in London and rarely in our community do the adult sex trade workers have pimps, it can only be deduced that we are trying to glorify people who take part in the sexual abuse of our children youth. That is simply disgusting.
Just because we have television shows like “Pimp My Ride” (MTV) and contests like “Pimp My Garden” (Toronto Star) and “Pimp My Library Cart” (Wisconsin Library) doesn’t mean we’ve taken back a word.
You can’t identify a pimp by what they wear. Far from popular opinion pimps do not wear grillz, bling, fur coats, feathers in their hats, carry canes or challis’ filled with alcohol. Nor do they drive Cadillacs’ with hydraulics. They look like every other person on the street. They can be young or old, male or female, affluent or poor. In fact 30% of the sexual predators (pimps included) make more than $50,000 a year from a legitimate job. 10% make more than $80,000 a year. These folks are “upstanding” citizens.
Pimp is not a word we can reclaim until we recognize the fear and violence (sexual, physical, and emotional) they disseminate throughout the young people they hurt on a continual basis in London.
As well, I take offence to Gillespie’s implication that this issue shouldn’t be talked about. Using the word pimp in our vocabulary is disgusting, hateful and offensive. Talking about this is the only way to ensure London’s youth stay safe.
This attempt to stifle conversation about this topic is reminiscent of pimps threatening kids if they talk about what’s going on, they’ll kill them or the people they love.
I guess it’s reminiscent because I see and hear it on a daily basis.
Jessie Rodger
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Did You Pride It Up?

Hey!!! Hope you all had a kick ass Pride!
Update anyone?
My pictures will have to wait, but a lot happened this past week or so...
- The 3rd Regional Social Forum has come and gone (a great time for all!)
- Andrea and Pascal returned to Canada from Brazil!
- I went to Toronto Pride with Andrea and Super Pride
Lots of fun.
Stay tuned.
:)
Monday, June 18, 2007
Warning, Some Might Be Offended...
I found this at PostSecret.com, a great website that posts secrets people mail in on postcards.
Some are poignant, some are touching, some are depressing and some are just damn funny.
There basically secrets people tell anonymously via postcards sent to a guy in Flordia (www.postsecret.com).
I like the funny ones. Because I'm not comfortable with unhappy feelings.
This one made me chuckle because sometimes I think it's true...however we'll have to tackle it's validity on another post.
Warning: If you believe the Bible is all true, skip this post. But for those who roll around on the floor when they read Leviticus, enjoy (seriously, that part of the book outlaws EVERYTHING...)
Pretty Good 4: Rise of the Shiny Surfer
Despite some pretty bad acting, it was an Ok way of spending 2 hours.
It was kind of long.
And, as far as plots go, it was a bit far fetched. Even for a comic book movie.
And the end is annoying. Let's just say that it seems the producers of the film don't know the difference between China and Japan.
And Jessica Alba is such a bad actress ("Why are you trying to destroy our planet?").
Anyway, check out this spoof of the film, it's almost as enjoyable as the movie.
And you get to see Chris Evans' without his shirt on.
Friday, June 08, 2007
Representin' Sarnia
SHIRLEY DOUGLAS TALKED TO ME!
MICHAEL MOORE WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO SPIT ON (but I didn't spit...)
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Freaking Amazing.
Monday, June 04, 2007
Our Article!

By JENNIFER O'BRIEN, SUN MEDIA
A shocking number of London kids are making themselves easy targets for sexual predators who cruise the Internet, an informal survey has found.
But most disturbing is the fact 25 per cent have met people they only knew online.
Compounding that statement is the fact London police have charged seven people with Internet luring in less than two months since the department launched its Cyber Crime Unit in April.
"It's like shooting fish in a barrel to zero in on (predators) out there," said Det. Sgt. Kelly Johnson, head of the Cyber Crime Unit.
In the seven recent local cases, Johnson said officers posing as someone else nabbed predators who thought they would be meeting youths they had befriended online.
There are likely many cases that haven't been intercepted, Johnson said, adding the unit has heard about London girls being sexually assaulted by people they met online.
Like others, Johnson warned against giving out identifying information.
"It is alarming, the number of students that give out personal information," agreed Ray Hughes at UWO's Centre for Prevention Science. "It's like posting up a sign on the (Highway) 401 with all your personal information."
That federal web education group has surveyed more than 100,000 American children and found 20 per cent -- one in five -- met strangers off line.
The findings show that even as kids become savvy about Internet use -- through social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook -- they aren't always being safe.
As a result, kids who would balk at giving their names or schools to a stranger on the street are willingly offering details up to online contacts.
"When they start talking to people for months online, they don't feel that is a stranger," Liddington said.
"They are like, 'It's my friend. I know what their favourite food is, I know what movie they like . . .' "
"Now predators don't even have to leave their bedrooms to find out everything they want to know," Liddington said.
Rise for Youth is a 15-month project run by Western Area Youth Services, a London group home agency that offers counselling.
The aim is to educate kids and parents about sexual exploitation. The project focuses on the Internet because that's what has opened the playing field for predators, Rodger said.
"It used to be poverty and homelessness were the biggest risk factors for kids being sexually exploited," she said. "All that has changed because of only one thing -- the Internet."
Dangers are illustrated with horrifying cases such as that of Kacie Woodie, a 13-year-old Arkansas girl murdered in 2002 by a 47-year-old predator who had befriended her while posing as a teenager online.
Liddington and Rodger suggest parents need to know their kids' online activity.
But they've met parents who don't even know how to get on the Internet, she said.
MORE INFORMATION
- www.myspace.com/riseforyouth or call 519-432-2209, ext. 3203.
- Learn how to use the Internet by signing up to networking sites.
- Keep computers in a common area, not in a bedroom or secluded basement.
- Remember kids also can get online outside your home.
TIPS FOR YOUNGSTERS
- Don't post pictures of yourself.
- If you're going to meet someone for the first time who you've only talked to online, tell an adult, take friends and meet in a public place.
HEADLINE NEWS! ABOVE THE FOLD!
Do it.
Now.
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GO!!!
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p.s. I'll blog about my evening with Jon, the night was so magical I need a few days to process.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
ONE MORE DAY TO GO!! GAH!
I am so excited.
I can barely contain myself.
And I know you're itching for another Jon Stewart fact:
He is one of the only people who can go on the Bill O'Reilly show "The O'Reilly Factor" and come out looking like a smart person. Bill O'Reilly can't even come out of that show looking smart.
Enjoy.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Reclaiming Words

Monday, May 28, 2007
I Promise This Is The Last Video For Today
Ok, this was also sent to me...and since I just learned how to embed these wonderful videos I thought I should share.
I couldn't stop laughing.
It. Is. Hilarious.
Especially if Dakota Fanning rubs you the wrong way.
I know she's twelve, but seriously. Come on.
The Fumes Are Making A Funny Taste In My Mouth
VALERIE PRINGLE WAS BEHIND MY WORK!!
YouTube.com!
A Fair(y) Use Tale
Ever been confused when it comes to what exactly copyright law is all about?
I found this little video that explains it very well, and it includes all of your favourite Disney characters.
You must watch until the final chapter, I couldn't stop chuckling.
It's nice to see some academics taking on the big Disney machine.
Copyright is one of those laws that can be mysterious and intimidating at the same time for people.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
5 DAYS TO GO!
EXCLUSIVE! Elf: The Sequel!
6 DAYS TO GO!!
Friday, May 25, 2007
This Bites
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Look What I Can Do!
Yippee! I can embed YouTube.com videos into my little blog!
I'm getting quite savvy.
My first entry is a parody video of my nemesis, Rachael Ray.
Here are a few reasons I dislike her:
1. Volume: Does this woman have any other volume than off or foghorn level? Seriously, she's way too loud. Her and Ty Pennington should get together and have shouting contests.
2. Intonation: I know voice probably doesn't merit two reasons, but seriously this woman sounds like a strangled goose.
3. Abbreviations: I have not made my dislike of Rachael Ray's abbreviations secret. She calls sandwiches 'sammies'. Who does that? When she says GB I want to throw garbage at her. And stoup has to be the stupidest thing I ever heard of. A stoup being "a cross between a stew and a soup". Stop it! And the most hated: EVOO. Don't know what that means? Don't worry, Rachael will fill you in, Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Tell me, Rachael, what's the point of using an abbreviation if you're going to say what the abbreviation means right afterwards?! You're ridiculous!
4. Herbs: Ok, please stop telling me to wash my herbs and put them in plastic bags when I get home from the store. Normal people don't have time for that shit.
5. 30 Minutes in Rachael Ray World = 45 Minutes In The Real World: Her meals are NOT 30 minute meals. That's a lie.
6. Dessert: Rachael readily admits that she's no baker. Yeah, thanks for the head's up. I think we understood that when we saw you make the 'melted ice cream sauce'. Seriously.
7. Recipe Titles: "You Won't Be Single For Long Vodka Cream Pasta". That's not clever. Or catchy. It's pathetic.
8. She Laughs At Her Own Jokes: Basically that. Couple that with numbers 1 and 2, and you've got an all out assault on the nation's ears.
9. Her "Talent": Can someone please tell the woman that carrying 15 items from the pantry to the cutting board is NOT a talent. It's a stupid way of tricking us to think that she's getting shit done faster.
10. Garbage Bowl: Incredibly wasteful. Also, see #3.
11. Pet Food: She teaches how to make dishes for your diabetic, overweight pets. Personally some of the stuff she makes I wouldn't serve to a dog.
12. Tag Line: Yum-O is not a tag line or a catchphrase. It's stupid. Stop putting it on t-shirts.
13. Eating Noises: Someone forwarded a video from YouTube.com of Rachael Ray making eating noises. It was 3 minutes long. I threw up in my mouth a little at 1 minute 23 seconds.
14. Oprah: Because of Oprah, now this woman has her own freaking show.
8 DAYS TO GO!
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Wednesday, May 23, 2007
9 DAYS TO GO!!
FACT #2
Jon Stewart can bring down cable news by calling Tucker Carlson a dick.
If you haven't seen this yet, check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmj6JADOZ-8
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Spelling Bee Napoleon Reciter
Monday, May 21, 2007
11 DAYS TO GO!
As some of you may or may not know, in 11 short days I will be seeing one of my heroes (along with Stephen Lewis and my mom), Jon Stewart LIVE in concert.




